I'm Hopkins, your legit witch finder
There could be one right there behind her
We'll give the witches a prick
If there's no mark, it's a trick
Finding witches is easy and quick
I've got it right
With me, they'll run but can't hide
That's why I'm called Witch Hunter General
I've got it right
Spelled out in pure black and white
They could be anyone you know
I've done my research
A gentlemen scholar
I've been approved by the church
Queen Mary told him to call her
A careful reading of the good book
The Bible, yes
Shows you the ways that witches could look
Ah, your book. Splendid, yes
Look for a mark
Hey, that's it
Could be a wart or a zit
Either way, we can not acquit
I've got it right
With me, they'll run but can't hide
That's why I'm called Witch Hunter General
I've got it right
Spelled out in pure black and white
They could be anyone you know
What signs might point us towards the witches
Poor as church mice
Up at midnight
Extra hair
No hair
Whispered meetings
Husband cheating
Lack of breeding
Overeating
Get creative
Cause you never know
It's probably who you dislike
It's time for Salem to strike
Bring out the gallows, it's time to shine
I've got it right
With me, they'll run but can't hide
That's why I'm called Witch Hunter General
I've got it right
Spelled out in pure black and white
They could be anyone you know
We must test the accused
A witch will not drown
Gentlemen, bring in the tub
Are they buoyant
Tub
Or an annoyant
Tub
Got a blemish
Tub
Too coquettish
Tub
Or worse, a skeptic
Tub
We can't accept it
We can't accept it
We can't accept it
Tub
It's probably who we dislike
It's time for Salem to strike
Bring out the gallows, it's time to shine
He's got it right
You'll see they'll run but can't hide
That's why he's called Witch Hunter General
We've got it right
Spelled out in pure black and white
They could be anyone you know
Oh yeah
They could be anyone you know
They could be anyone you know
Well that was fun
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